Today I, the peaceful, friendly, and otherwie unobtrusive student was greatly disturbed. For you see, today was preview day - the day that the already too small Hattiesburg campus was invaded by naive freshmen who believe that at William Carey they will fulfill their greatest potential. A word to these individuals. --- William Carey is a small university (which may seem appealing at first) with a small group of students who are all trying to get a degree. There is little at this university which an intelligent student will find challenging. Also any new student should be aware of the dictatorial ways of our current reigning monarch i.e. the King. I also heard a candid joke by this monarch that if certain students did not fulfill the service requirement (the mandatory thity hours of communal service) that they would be required to sweep the streets of the Hattiesburg campus. --- I am now aware that there will be a fresh batch of recruits for the administration to push around like a bunch of slaves, in the fall.
As I was attempting to make my way to lunch in the cafeteria I noticed that the ARMY ROTC has developd an on campus branch. So this is what we're doing with the offices of the Chemistry Proffessor that was fired - we're installing a Hitler Youth division to 'maintain internal security.' Thank you Imperial Highness King, what would we do with out your ever loving oversight.
I should also offer the deepest sympathies to those students whose limbs were crushed by the Wheel which was rolling around campus earlier. Avoiding personal contact the Wheel is one thing which any student will find beneficiary especially young white males of a slender disposition (it is attracted to these types).
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You should definitely consider moving to California, they would join you in your crusade against the "brainwashing, huwaah sir" ROTC types... Personally? I like having people ready to shoot people who like to shoot people like me.
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